As a birthday present to myself, I bought season 1 of the re-mastered episodes of Star Trek the original series with updated special effects. After securing season 2 with a birthday gift card and obtaining season 3 for Christmas, I have re-acquainted myself with the shows I became enthralled with as a kid and am ready to subject my mighty readership with a Top 10 List! Blame my boys for this; they were the first to ask me to rank my top 5 episodes. Their question caused me to wonder: What are my favorite original Star Trek episodes? Such a question, by its very nature, is subjective since my Top 10 will obviously be different from another person's. However, I will state my case (as it were) and give my reasons for choosing these 10 episodes. If you wish to read my statements and yell at my obvious ridiculousness, that's fine; or if you wish to read the list alone, I have highlighted each in bold. I've also decided to split the list in half, making 2 posts, otherwise this one post will be huge. I will begin with my honorable mentions and continue from #10 to #6.
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| Bullets fly, but only the fence is harmed |
Honorable Mention: I've picked three. First, "Spectre of the Gun" from season 3. Season 3 episodes are so maligned, and for good reason, that it's sometimes difficult to remember that there are several good (not great or classic) shows scattered throughout the season. Each of the episodes seem to suffer from plot holes, characterization problems and the like, but the good ones stand out because they seemingly suffer less from these problems. I think one of the reasons I like "Spectre" is because Star Trek was originally pitched as "Wagon Train To the Stars" and this episode actually melds the stars with the old west as five bridge crew members, Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty and Chekov, find themselves in a surreal version of Tombstone, Arizona, mistaken for the Clanton gang on the day of the gunfight at the O.K. Corral. Maybe its the setting; it could be the bland line reading of the Earps (to show their distaste for the Clanton gang, or were they just bored?); perhaps its watching the fence behind Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Scotty explode from gunfire while the men remain upright; it could be the girl ("She was so real; so beautiful."); but whatever the case may be, this episode is my favorite of all the 3rd season shows and I thought I'd acknowledge it.
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| The Squire challenges Kirk to a duel |
My 2nd honorable mention is "The Squire of Gothos." I have read theories from other fans that Trelane is a "Q." Some of the things he does during this episode, appear to indicate that this might be true. If so, this episode marks first time someone from the Federation meets this race of beings. Put in this context, I would think this episode merits acknowledgement since Q becomes a driving player in TNG. As I watched the episode, I found myself wondering if John de Lancie was influenced in any way by William Campbell. Campbell's Trelane is so spirited and seems to have such fun with the role that when the "reveal" is made (he is nothing more than a spoiled child who is not "playing nice" with his toys) all his previous actions make even more sense ("I was winning!"). Wouldn't it be funny to learn that Trelane is a younger Q. He is still so upset with his parents for making him stop his game with Kirk that he decides to take his anger out on Picard! It's a thought. Anyway, Campbell makes this episode fun and raises it high enough for me to make mention of it.
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| Khan and Kirk engage in a stare-down |
My final honorable mention is "Space Seed." I suppose some other Trekker (or has Trekkie now reached some level of acceptability) would question my sanity for leaving this episode out of the top 10, but while the story is the genesis (pun intended) for the best of the 6 original cast movies, I give it honorable mention for that reason alone. The story is left off my main list because . . . well, I just don't find it as compelling as the episodes I have chosen for my top 10; it's as simple as that. At one point in the episode, Kahn boasts to Kirk that he and his "pals" are superior ("mentally, physically") to regular humans, yet he spends half the episode seducing Lt. McGivers, a mere "mortal," to help him take over the Enterprise. Other than an overactive libido, why would Kahn bother, especially after reading all those technical manuals in sickbay (a huge error in judgment on Kirk's part)? Someone who can send a hulking red shirt flying down the corridor with one smack doesn't strike me as a guy who needs a wingman (I'm reminded of Roga Danar in TNG's "The Hunted"). The episode spends so much time with the seduction that not much time is left for the payoff. Sticking Kirk in the decompression chamber and the final fight sequence leave me a bit flat (Kirk's getting the stuffing beat out of him until he finally realizes, "Hey, I can use this lever thingy to help me knock this guy out!"). I'd rank this episode somewhere in the 15 to 25 range, but it doesn't have the chops for my top 10.
With honorable mentions out of the way, on with the bottom 5 of my top 10 list!
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| Spock hangs from a tree! |
#10. "This Side of Paradise" -- There are several episodes in the original series which attempt to serve as a "Mr. Spock in love" story; two work, the rest do not. Since this episode finds it's way into my top 10, it is one that works as far as I'm concerned (the other appears later on--foreshadowing alert!). Up to this point in season 1, we've been offered flashes of the human half of Spock. The virus in "The Naked Time" brought negative emotions (fear, regret, anger) out of him with a vengeance, and other moments have popped up on occasion. The spores on Omicron Ceti III, however, finally allow us to see what would happen if Spock's positive human emotions rather than his Vulcan stoicism where in charge.
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| Kirk confronts Spock and Sandoval |
Spock's duality is, for me, the biggest reason he is such a compelling character. When a plausible, uncontrived way is found to strip away the unemotional logic in favor of the "torrential flood of illogic[al]" emotions, the results are very interesting. Spock's initial reaction to the spores (pain as his walls are broken down) and then to Leila when the euphoria finally takes hold ("I love you. I can love you!") speak volumes as to the amount of control needed to hold his human half in check. The spontaneity, the caring, the desire to show affection which results as he experiences a new found freedom from his "self made purgatory" makes the story special. He now takes the time to see clouds and rainbows with more than his analytical eyes. He laughs with ease and finds Kirk's rigidity amusing. We get to see this side of Spock, but don't feel as though the character has been altered in some ridiculous way. Spock's found hanging from a tree for crying out loud, but my response is to laugh and find joy with him, not think, "No way! It could never happen!" What "The Naked Time" began, "This Side of Paradise" continues, and does so in a very satisfying manner.
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| McCoy readies himself to kidney punch Sandoval |
Kirk has a personal moment as well, but it echoes, rather than augments, what was first introduced in "The Naked Time." When the spores take him over (and isn't it interesting that the plant seems to pop out of nowhere even though Kirk himself threw it there--see the long cameral shots of the bridge), it is his feelings about his true love--his ship ("I can't leave!")--that break the hold. The episode is mostly Spock's personal story; love found and love lost because of his choice to hold to his Vulcan attitudes and beliefs. In a way, it's almost disappointing when Kirk goads Spock to such anger that the spores leave him. Again I can react as Leila does, but I can also feel some measure of relief in the knowledge that the Enterprise's resident Vulcan has regained his logical veneer. The dramatic elements of this episode make it very good--and it's also fun to see McCoy kidney punch Sandoval without spilling his mint julep. :)
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| The Enterprise is stopped by the cube |
#9. "The Corbomite Maneuver" -- When I was in 3rd grade (I think) and the local TV station started showing reruns of Star Trek on weekdays at 3 P.M., it played them in their production order, not their original air time order. Although this episode wasn't aired until week 10 of season 1, it was actually the first episode filmed when production of Star Trek began. Understanding this episode's true place in the season 1 rotation gives better context as to the type of story it actually is. "The Corbomite Maneuver" lands in my top 10 because of the intrigue of the mission. I don't think it could be argued that this is the very first of the Enterprise's "five year mission," but it appears to chronicle the ship and crew's first venture into an area of unknown space.
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| The Enterprise confronted by the Fesarius |
When confronted by the cube, Captain Kirk is cautious; he wants to make sure that his decision to move forward or retreat is well informed and he consults his department heads to advise him. We also see that when he makes his decision, the crew immediately moves to put the plan into action. After the cube is destroyed and the Enterprise is then confronted by Balok and the Fesarius, Kirk's mettle is really tested. We see him attempt to negotiate (doesn't work), try to "make nice" and leave (Balok doesn't allow it), and seek to help the hostile alien understand his reasons for destroying the cube (the communication is cut off and ignored). During the situation with the cube and as each of Kirk's attempts to negotiate with the alien are rebuffed, the episode serves as a good introduction of the main players of the Enterprise's crew (except for Uhura who was the last cast member hired before this episode--note her gold uniform--and is relegated to "Hailing frequencies open" throughout). They are all cool under fire and appear to be veterans of deep space exploration, with the exception of one: chief navigator Bailey.
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| Bailey about to lose his composure |
Mr. Bailey is young and inexperienced. McCoy thinks Kirk promoted him too quickly. I think Bailey serves as a "surrogate" for the audience. As it is possibly Bailey's first deep space mission, it is also our first mission with the Enterprise. Bailey gives us a context of what it might be like for us if we were in his place on the bridge. We see Spock's "otherness" through Bailey's eyes. When trying to explain an emotional outburst in the beginning of the episode, he mentions his adrenal gland. Spock retorts, "It does sound most inconvenient, however. Have you considered having it removed?" When the pressure from the encounter with Balok finally gets to Bailey, he snaps. The alien's responses and motives are definitely frustrating. Why give them 10 minutes to prepare to die? Why not just finish them off and be done with it? We, the audience, are left to wonder if we would do the same in his shoes. The navigator's eventual return to the bridge to contritely ask for permission to return to his post gives us hope for ourselves. Another interesting moment comes when Kirk turns to Spock for advice and Spock gives him the chess analogy. "Is that your best recommendation?" Kirk snaps. "I'm s . . ." Spock begins and catches himself to then "regretfully" admit it is. This brief slip gives a brief glimpse into Spock's duality and the battle he has to control his human emotions.
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| Balok "relishes" his tranya |
The poker gambit of the "corbomite device" is Kirk's last, desperate attempt to save his ship and his crew. It is a well played bluff ("Hold on that! Let him sweat for a change.") and shows the lengths Kirk will go if pushed; but it doesn't come across as reckless. In the end, we are shown Kirk's compassion as he is willing to board the small vessel to see if any assistance can be rendered. Also, his willingness to take Mr. Bailey on the boarding party shows a concession to McCoy's earlier diagnosis. Balok is found to clearly not be someone the Enterprise would have been frightened of and his frustrating responses were his test of the crew (could you image if Kirk actions had mirrored Bailey?). Finally, Kirk's offer to Bailey to be the volunteer to stay on Balok's ship is a final connection to the audience as we contemplate if we would make the same choice Bailey does. I think this episode sets the tone for season 1 and the series. It is far superior to "The Man Trap" (Ugh!) as an opening episode. Also, it's a kick to see Clint Howard try to choke down his tranya. :)
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| Shooting the "monster" |
#8. "The Devil in the Dark" -- One of the unique aspects about Star Trek (at least in the seasons 1 & 2) is that the stories didn't reduce themselves, for the most part, to a "monster of the week" like what was found in pulp magazines or other sci-fi TV shows of the day. If a weird creature was involved in the story, motivation was given for its actions (even the salt creature was given a motivation). This episode represents the epitome of Star Trek's different approach. Instead of just introducing a creature who kills humans, the story asks: Why is the creature killing? What is interesting about the story construction for this episode is that the monster appears in the beginning to serve as nothing more than a bogyman who attacks for no reason. We hear the miners discussing the 50 people who have died up to this point; we see Schmitter's nervousness as he's placed on watch; and the creature's attack on Schmitter, burning him "to a crisp." Instead of leaving the creature as a contrived device to terrorize the miners, however, the story begins to ask the question: is this creature (eventually understood to be called a Horta) killing for the sake of killing, or is there an underlying reason for its actions.?
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| Spock mind melds with the Horta |
As the Enterprise arrives and the story continues the Horta begins to gain a fascinating back story. First, Spock posits that the Horta could be a silicon-based life form. McCoy scoffs at the notion, but there is scientific theory making this notion not as far fetched as it might seem. Next, we are introduced to the silicon "nodule" in Vandenberg's office. After Kirk and Spock take a "bite out of it" with their phasers, Spock learns from his tricorder readings that there are thousands of tunnels (more than one Horta could make in a lifetime) and states that if Horta is the last of its race, killing it would be a crime against science. Funny thing, in the beginning of the story, Kirk is only interested in saving the miners and Spock wants to preserve it. When the Horta and Kirk come face to face (so to speak), Spock urges Kirk to kill it and Kirk hesitates. He finds that his earlier comment comparing the Horta to a wounded animal to be true as he backs it off by pointing his phaser at it every time it moves toward him. Motivation for the Horta's killing of the miners and stealing the station's power pump comes when Spock mind melds with it and learns that it is a mother protecting her children. The silicon nodules are her eggs. Vandenberg and his miners have destroyed hundreds of her babies.
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| "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" |
As soon as he understands the Horta's motivation and personally sees the broken eggs, Kirk's view changes. He wants to protect the Horta; he orders McCoy to heal it; and he threatens death to any miner who attempts to shoot it when they break through the security perimeter. This progression from monster to mother and Kirk's change from wanting to kill the Horta because it's a threat to protecting it because of his new found understanding of it shows the range and depth of Star Trek. The episode also takes the step of offering the two life forms more than just a truce, Kirk tells the miners the Horta could open up mining areas they could not. Instead of a truce of both sides leaving the other alone, Kirk encourages them to work together. Giving the "monster" a reason for its attacks on the miners and resolving the conflict in this manner makes "The Devil in the Dark" one of the most unique of the 79 and stands as an example of the great stories Star Trek can tell when given the opportunity--and hearing McCoy retort: "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" to Kirk after the Captain asks him to care for the Horta always cracks me up. :)
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| Spock rockin' the beard! |
#7. "Mirror, Mirror" -- Spock with a beard! From the moment Kirk, McCoy, Scotty and Uhura step off the transporter pads and see facial hair on their resident Vulcan, they realize they're not in Kansas anymore! Immediately, the four crew members are forced to navigate a minefield of intrigue and assassination attempts aboard the ISS Enterprise. Not only does this episode feature a "fish out of water" story, it throws everything we've come to learn about the Enterprise on its head--and it does so by giving each actor a chance to shine. When Kirk refuses to destroy the Halkans as ordered by the Empire, he quickly finds disobeying a direct order gets him something much more than a reprimand--Chekov puts a hit on him! It's interesting to note that when the Ensign makes his move, Sulu (who's also the head of security) notices the signal and does nothing to stop it: why should he when it benefits him? Also, the look of evil glee on Chekov's face as he accompanies Kirk in the turbo-lift is great.
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| Chekov cuts loose with a patented scream |
The only thing that saves Kirk is when one of Chekov's men switches sides at the last second. The ensign is sent to the agony booth where he gets to cut loose with a patented Chekov scream! Along with Chekov, Sulu makes an assassination attempt and even Spock makes a veiled threat to Kirk under the guise of the captain's inaction. One of the fascinating aspects of this episode is the placing of our heroes in a familiar setting with unfamiliar rules. The trick for them is to adapt as quickly as possible without losing their identities. There is a moment in Kirk's cabin when McCoy wonders what type of people they are in this universe. Kirk begins a playback of his service record and finds that he assassinated Christopher Pike to become captain and enacted other terrible actions. He quickly stops the playback and he and Bones share a look of shock as both men realize that the actions of their counterparts run in complete opposition of the normal decisions they would make.
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| Uhura distracts Sulu |
For me, this episode raises the question of the choices we make and how those choices affect us individually and also affect the people around us. The Kirk in the alternate universe would not think twice about destroying the Halkans, but the Kirk we know will try to see if he can somehow avoid making that decision. The "evil" Kirk trapped in the "regular" universe tries to bribe his way out the brig; the "regular" Kirk in the "evil" universe tries to use all his skills to survive long enough to return to where he belongs. The idea of a parallel universe is a compelling one which eventually spawned additional episodes in DS9 and Enterprise. I also really like the way Uhura gets to make a difference in this episode. Although shaken by the transference at first, when she's called upon to use Sulu's lust against him, distracting him long enough for Scotty to divert enough power to the transporters to get them back to their own universe, she goes all in to help her shipmates. The way she plays Sulu and then lets him have it across the face is great (note the smirk on the faces of the two guards standing at the turbo-lift doors). :)
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| You've got to fight for the right to marry me! |
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| Vulcan greeting |
#6. "Amok Time" -- "It has to do with ... Vulcan biology." ... "Well, there's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock, it happens to the birds and the bees." "The birds and the bees are not Vulcans, Captain." I mentioned in my introduction to #10, that only two "Mr. Spock in love" episodes work for me. Now that I come to this episode, I'm not sure I can really call it a "Mr. Spock in love" episode. It's more a "Mr. Spock needs a mate very, very much" episode. Since Spock is Vulcan and reacts differently than a human, stories such as this are interesting in that they offer glimpses into the "otherness" of the Enterprise's first officer and his people. Spock's "otherness" is very evident in this episode.
At the same time, however, he is frustratingly tight lipped about what is happening to him. One can understand his hesitancy due to the extremely personal nature of this aspect of Vulcan biology, but it leaves the bewildered humans to guess at why the humanoid they have come to understand is acting so strangely all of the sudden. As a member of a race whose very identity is intertwined with the suppression of emotion and a reliance upon logic, such a loss of control has to be embarrassing (yes, I know its an emotion, but I don't know how else to describe it). Kirk's loyalty to his Vulcan friend is established even more in this episode (lending understanding to his later choices in Star Trek III). Kirk would rather defy Star Fleet orders to get his friend to Vulcan and deal with the repercussions later. Once the Enterprise arrives at Vulcan, we, the audience, are offered a large glimpse into the rituals and customs of Spock's people. "This is the Vulcan heart. This is the Vulcan soul," T'Pau declares and we are treated not to Spock's wedding, but to the kal-if-fee, the challenge or battle to claim T'Pring. Of course, neither Kirk nor McCoy are quite ready for the curve Spock's betrothed sends their way when she chooses the Captain as her champion. The bewildered human is then expected to fight "to the death" moments after being told that he is a good friend.
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| Kirk and Spock fight to the "death" |
The Vulcan greeting; the parting statement of, "Live long, and prosper;" and all of the wedding rituals are introduced in this episode. The fight is great and McCoy's gambit of slipping Kirk a mickey to end the battle before someone really gets killed was nice corbomite maneuver in itself. One of the best lines, for me, is after McCoy has beamed back to the ship with Kirk's unconscious body and Spock asks T'Pring to clarify why she chose the challenge. Having come to understand T'Pring's motives and calling them "flawlessly logical," Spock tells Stonn that T'Pring is his and adds, "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true." In this moment, I think Spock shows a depth that has come to him because of his working closely with humans. As much as he may protest to the constant bombardment of emotions, humans have helped him to understand aspects to life that "flawless logic" has not.
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| "In a pig's eye!" |
So often it seems that people run from one new thing to another because those things offer them something they "want," but in the end, they do not stay with them for long because they become so easily distracted by the next new want to come along. I don't know if Vulcan society has divorce, but I wonder how long T'Pring and Stonn's relationship lasted before some new want (whether it be a person or a thing) stepped up to distract them from each other. Maybe they worked it out logically, but I am left to wonder about any possible repercussions. When Spock finds that Kirk is still alive, this causes an emotional outburst that must be quickly explained away and papered over. Although McCoy may feel that he seldom gets the last word, he gets it in spades when he mutters, "In a pig's eye," as Kirk and Spock prepare to leave the sickbay. :)
Now you know the "bottom" 5 of my top 10 list. Five episodes rank higher. I will reveal them in my next post to satisfy your understandably insatiable curiosity. ;)