From the "Age Doesn't Necessarily Equal Wisdom" desk, I bring you the following cautionary tale of woe:
Today we attended a football get-together at a park near a man-made lake. The idea was to bring the members of the team together and have their parents available to meet the coaches and each other. The other members of my family put sunblock on their exposed body parts. Somewhere in the back of my head, I believe I was thinking of doing the same thing, but when we reached the park, I saw we could put our chairs in the shade of a tree. My brain said, "Hey, we're in the shade; we don't need to put any sunblock on!" (Knucklehead thought #1) As we set up our chairs, one of the parents pointed to a pop-up awning and said, "You can use that area over there if you'd like." My reply, "Thank you, but I'll think we'll be okay over here." (Knucklehead comment #2) We arrived at the park just as the first wave of barbecued hot dogs were laid out on the picnic tables and people began to eat (each family was asked to bring a specific additional item--we were in the side dish category and Jen made a noodle salad). As we all got up to join the line, I noticed the baseball cap I had brought with me. A thought went through my head about wearing said cap, but I pushed the thought away with the counter-thought, "I don't want to deal with 'hat hair,' and besides, I'm in the shade, I'll be okay." (Knucklehead thought #3)
As we got in the car to return home, I was already starting to feel the effects of my several hours in the shade. I think I asked a couple of times, "Did I get sunburned?" At first, the reply was, "You look a little red, but I can't tell." When Jen and I returned from correlation meeting with the missionaries at the Kraus' house, both Isaac and Ben told me how red I was. I already had a pretty good idea it was bad because one of the Elders said I had a true California sunburn--my sunglasses had kept the skin around my eyes white (it's a full raccoon, hurray!). Isaac took this picture of me; I tried to look as pathetic as possible. For some reason, it doesn't look as good in "full view" as it did do when smaller-- the picture below suffers from the same fate. In the vernacular of the day, I believe this would be called a "fail." I don't think I'm in the "epic" category only because the shade did offer me enough protection to keep me from being burned beet red--but I think I'm hovering near the "epic" line.
I also learned two new things today. First, Sister Teddy Kraus told me that putting Noxzema on the burned area would help keep the burned skin moisturized and possibly keep it from peeling. She said she had done this before and it had worked quite well. Her remedy sounded good to me and I figured it might be funny to walk around the house looking like I had a cold cream mask on my face. "No, you rub it into your skin," she said. "Where's the fun in that?" I replied. "I could wake up the boys in the middle of the night and make them think I'm a ghost!" Jennifer said she had Noxzema at home. "It's old, but I think it's still good," she said. Sold! I'd give it try.
The second thing I learned today is that Noxzema doesn't last forever! Jennifer told me the jar was in the boy's bathroom. Fair enough. I waited until everyone had gone to sleep (maybe I was still entertaining ghost thoughts) and retrieved the jar. Upon opening the lid, I found the Noxzema to be ... a weird orange-brown color. Strike one! Hesitant, but still undaunted, I sniffed the contents. Yikes; smelled worse than it looked! Strike two! Still not entirely convinced, I touched the cream with my right index finger ... and came away with a slimy goo! Strike three! I'm convinced. There was no way the stuff was going on my face!
Note to self: Next time the vain part of your brain tries to tell you that you don't need sunscreen and the shade of a tree is enough to protect you ... don't listen! As I wrote at the beginning, sometimes age doesn't necessarily mean one has wisdom.
*Here endeth the lesson!*











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